|Occupation||Convenience Store Clerk|
|First Appearance||Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd|
|Portrayed by||Brian Posehn|
Cale was a cashier who worked at the convenience store where Harry and Lloyd shopped as teenagers. He started a feud with the duo during their game of tag. It is also revealed his his new rule of "quitsies and no erasies" was an origin story for the running gag of tags and quitsies in Dumb and Dumber.
When Harry and Lloyd approach the counter in the store. Cale is seen reading a Victoria's Secret magazine and tells them to pay $2.50 for their slushies. Instead, they play a game of tag, irritating Cale, who is then tagged by Lloyd. When Cale does not want to play the game, the duo play with his hands so that he joins in nonetheless. Cale lashes out and tags Lloyd, then he announces that one else will be tagged when Lloyd touches them, starting their feud.
Some time later, Harry and Lloyd go to the store again, only to run in to Cale who was taunting them with a slushie. Harry and Lloyd attempt to buy one but are too embarrassed to enter the store. So, they ask a young boy to buy their slushies for them, who does so. Cale also reveals to himself that he urinated in the slushie machine. The gas pumps outside the store explode, sending Cale flying through the air and onto a pile of grass.